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Joke's Of the Day

Post  Baby D. on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:59 pm

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Re: Joke's Of the Day

Post  coldscream on Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:15 pm

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she went to the police station and said, "Give me all your money!"
Yo' mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
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Post  drin11 on Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:48 am

Ill Post Mine Later
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Re: Joke's Of the Day

Post  yahyiiih on Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:49 pm

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?

Mister: Guni-guni!

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Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?

Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.

Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?

Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.

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English Movie Titles Translated To Tagalog:

Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip
Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan
Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil
The Grudge - Lintik lang ang Walang Ganti
Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangungot sa Noche Buena
Never been Kissed - Pangit Kasi
Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 Round, Tulog
The Fast and the Furious - Ang bitin, Galit
Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
Dude, Wheres My Car - Dong, Anong Level Ulit tayo Nag-park?
Beauty and the Beast - Ang Asawa ko at ang Nanay nya
The Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero

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Pedro: Pare pinapili ako ng misis ko, pag-ibig daw o kaibigan?

Juan: So kaya ka andito nagyon dahil pinili mo kaibigan?

Pedro: Hindi, pare. Pag-ibig pinili ko...

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Juan: Pare may ka-eyeball ako mamayang chick! Sabi nya ang kamukha daw nyang artista nagsisimula sa SH ang pangalan!

Pedro: Wow pare! Magaganda ang mga nag-uumpisa sa SH! Shaina, Sharon, Shakira! Wow! Swerte mo pare!

*Matapos ang eyeball*

Pedro: O pare, sinong kamukha?!

Juan: Si SHrek. Tangina nya.

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a thirsty city girl went to a barrio...

GIRL: where galing your water manong?

MATANDA: sa ilog ineng.

GIRL: ha? You drink that water manong?

MATANDA: duhhh! Why, sa syudad ba chine-chew?

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Anak: tay, totoo po ba ang multo?

Tatay: hindi, bakit mo naman natanong?

Anak: kasi sabi ni yaya, may nakita syang multo...

Tatay: magimpake ka na anak, tang'na wala tayong yaya...

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TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas!

SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka?

TUKMOL: Wala po sir, survey lang ho... O ngayon, yung mga duwag naman ang lumabas!

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HARI: Ano gusto mo parusa sa kasalanan mo? Ipakain ka sa buwaya o pasukan ng bubuyog pwet mo?

PEDRO: Bubuyog na lang po!

HARI: Mga kawal! Ilabas si Jollibee!

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Re: Joke's Of the Day

Post  SoYBi on Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:44 pm

dami O.O hehehe... Razz sayang di tumatambay si karl dito...
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Re: Joke's Of the Day

Post  yahyiiih on Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:54 pm

bweheheehe...


mga kopya q lng yan...


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Re: Joke's Of the Day

Post  yahyiiih on Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:48 pm

Knock Knock...


Who's there?

Esg..

Esg who?

ABCD ESG HIJKLMNOP...


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